Eliot Spitzer is horny

Eliot Spitzer is hornyI almost wet myself listening to the beginning of this. It’s from the first friday podcast (they’re conservatives and it’s not all funny but they use nice background music like the Smiths and Chicago) making fun of Eliot Spitzer, former NY governor whose career in politics got cut short in the United States of Hipocrisy ’cause, oh my, he had sex with prostitutes as “client number 9” of a callgirl ring. The whole problem for him is that he was the guy who vowed to clean up NY. Now of course, he used to be the attorney general and people are worried whether he protected the callgirl ring that he was a customer of (is customer the correct term?). This is from his inaugural speech:
“Every policy, every action and every decision we make in this administration will further two overarching objectives: We must transform our government so that it is as ethical and wise as all of New York, and we must rebuild our economy so that it is ready to compete on the global stage in the next century.”

It has “ethical” in there.

And it has “wise” in there in the same sentence, as in wise guys, as in mobsters, as in prostitution. So there you go, we could have known.

Have a look at this video: This guy is Ronald Schill who used to be a hardline judge in German state Hamburg who founded a right wing party and became a Senator in Hamburg behind promising to crack down on crime. Nowadays he lives in Brazil and he’s down on crack.

Eliot Spitzer, you are not alone.

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