Posts Tagged ‘movie’

I might explode

June 9, 2008

This movie sounds pretty darn interesting. A guy works for a hugely profitable company called Jeffers. The company logo (as seen in the picture) looks like a middle finger to me and everyone else, I guess. His two surnames are George and Washington. So we got Jeffers(-on) and George Washington. I bet someone’s called Franklin Benjamin or Adam Quincy. Back to the plot: People around George Washington start to explode. And he might be next.

Visioneers is directed by Jared Drake and stars Zach Galifianakis, Judy Greer, Missi Pyle and the great James LeGros.

Visioneers looks to be a great indie comedy. Quote from the bedroom clip I linked above: “Betty Beaver’s hungry for a log.” Everybody at Jeffers Corp. flick their finger to each other in a kind of company salute. I have nothing bad to say about a movie which features people smiling at each other whilst flicking eachother off. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

This is the trailer.

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November 28, 2007


Okay, here goes my first post.

I’m kinda nervous, shaking, tense.
Whew, just had a J├Ągermeister, now I’m good and relaxed.
So what’s with 2girls1cup? Is there anybody out there who hasn’t seen it or who hasn’t posted a reaction video on youtube?
Well finally Kermit The Frog got his reaction video out.
Watch it here:

Kermit The Frog vs. 2girls1cup

Okay, now that we’ve got that in our heads, how about some shrooms?

Psilocybin

There’s a new slasher psychedelic horror movie coming up, which can be interpreted as a strong warning against the use of psychedelich psylocybin magic mushrooms. Story: Curious twens head to the Irish woods during shroom season to have a great outdoors hallucinative experience. Well, of course someone ends up taking the evil shrooms which the old celtic druids used to contact the dead and achieve foresight. Everybody’s running scared frying on shrooms, stammering “this is only a trip, this is only a trip”, until they get violently mutilated by a hooded dude. The trailer shows some promise of greatness and I bet Mr. Script Author once had a bad trip which turned into a slasher film.
Which basically goes to show that there ain’t no such thing as a bad trip.
Enjoy your shrooms outdoor with close friends you trust and be careful on the dosage. Have a safe trip and just say no to synthetic drugs and hard drugs. Cocaine is not a lifestyle drug, it’s a killer drug, that will drench the soul out of you, leaving you a hollow-eyed zombie with little Jane Fondas clawing away at the nerve endings under your skin.
As Oasis once perfectly put it: “All your dreams are made, when you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade.”